Me: “Where can I find frozen fruit?”

Grocery store employee: “We don’t have that.”

Me: “You don’t have fruit that’s frozen in bags?”

Grocery store employee: “Oh, you mean toppings.”

And he was right. At the Los Feliz Albertson’s, the frozen fruit really is stored in a case labeled “toppings.” I feel that pretty much stands on its own, in terms of awful things, but I have some thoughts on this sad fact here.