I made this! It’s my best attempt at brotherbrain-style video game GIF magic. It’s Birdo, hardcore peaceing out after learning she got dumped from the new Mario Kart game in favor of the monstrosity that is Pink Gold Peach. Here are my predictions for the next Mario Kart characters:
- Aged Mario
- Fat Luigi
- Undead Peach
- Baby Undead Peach
- Zinc Baby Mario
- Titanium Baby Bowser
- Embryonic Toad
- See-Thru Dr. Mario
- John Leguizamo Version Luigi
- Gay Pride Yoshi
- Never-Stops-Screaming Daisy
- Feral Donkey Kong
- Alopecia Mario
- And, of course, a female Mario and Luigi named Marta and and Luisa. In fact, I can’t believe those last two haven’t happened yet.

I made this! It’s my best attempt at brotherbrain-style video game GIF magic. It’s Birdo, hardcore peaceing out after learning she got dumped from the new Mario Kart game in favor of the monstrosity that is Pink Gold Peach. Here are my predictions for the next Mario Kart characters:

- Aged Mario

- Fat Luigi

- Undead Peach

- Baby Undead Peach

- Zinc Baby Mario

- Titanium Baby Bowser

- Embryonic Toad

- See-Thru Dr. Mario

- John Leguizamo Version Luigi

- Gay Pride Yoshi

- Never-Stops-Screaming Daisy

- Feral Donkey Kong

- Alopecia Mario

- And, of course, a female Mario and Luigi named Marta and and Luisa. In fact, I can’t believe those last two haven’t happened yet.