We found a tiny albino crab in a mussel. Mussel was eaten. Albino crab was not.

nevver: Gummy Bearskin rug (actual size), Brock Davis

Delicious turtle-flavored punch.

Little Lotta, a lighthearted hate crime against fat people.

Cultural sensitivity and all, I still think it’s funny there’s a brand of Japanese creamer called “Creap.”