Wouldn’t you enjoy decorating your apartment with an owl that looks like a prop from an alien abduction re-enaction? (Via.)

This is also representative of my relationship with giraffes. (Via Vanity Fair.)

Here is a photo of a fashionable 1920s dame pointing at cacti, via.

From the L.A. Times archives at UCLA: 

“TEAMWORK — Mrs. Camille Merrell, bottom, appeared as a witness for Mrs. Phyllis Zimmerman, top, in latter’s divorce suit. Mrs. Zimmerman will reciprocate, serving as witness for Mrs. Merrell in her divorce suit.” (May 31, 1949)